Saw this in Waterstones today

Lulu’s Secrets To Looking Good -

Who the fuck is she kidding? Her secret is clearly PHOTOSHOP.

Sorry but Lulu does my head in - from her ever-changing accent and terrible botox/surgery/whatever is it face, to her dismal attempts at getting on TV and in the papers (remember when she hosted the Lottery show years ago? She was notably shit on a show that’s always rubbish anyway, which takes some doing) she is pretty much a perfect storm of twat.

I wonder if she’s still claiming to be ‘in her fifties’ - my dad remembers her when she was starting out as a singer in Glasgow, she was a good few years older than him and he’s 62 now, hmm.

To stop my first ‘proper’ post in a while being relentlessly negative, I will admit that Shout is still a fucking amazing song. Oh, and she was alright when she guested on Ab Fab. Apart from that she’s dreadful though!